I would like to live in a world where there are many British anthropologists dressed in jackets-and-ties who easily receive grants for paranormal research. They are professors at a school in a Royal museum and have grad student assistants who monitor energy fields with gadgets. Their fieldwork takes them to the South Pacific, Stonehenge, or Roman ruins somewhere in the Mediterranean.

They routinely stumble into old special collection librarian friends at cocktail parties. I know this because I’m a private investigator working on a strange case. I have to take many of photos of them for my job doing surveillance, but am also going to use them in an art show at a gallery run by an elderly occultist and musician.